Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Gentleman Xero's not-really-travelling Visual Carnival and Steam-Powered Audioloreium! What's an Audioloreium? A word I completely made up, because I can. That, dear friends, is the power I wield here. How is it steam-powered? Well if you exchange steam for caffiene, it reads true. Again, friends; power I wield.
If you're here looking for my work, you are in luck! Have a look around, and mind the drying paint in places. Also, mind the hounds. They dislike sudden movements. They also dislike daffodils. You've nothing to worry about there, unless you are a horticulturist who enjoys bringing their work home with them.
For those who came here expecting the comic, you have my apologies. I did leave up an announcement (two, actually) concerning that, but if you missed both of those you can read up on what's what in the Audioloreium. I hope you understand.
To everyone else, boys and girls at heart, welcome to the Visual Carnival. Enjoy your stay, and visit the pagenant of the transmundane. Freaks deserve your love, too.